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Son-I'll not invite you daddy in my marriage.
Son- Did you invite me in your marriage?
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When the loafing of a young and beautiful schoolmistress became a talk of
the town,the head of the school managing committe appointed two persons to
enquire into the affair. These two persons went to her house. It was winter,
so one of them remaimed outside basking in the sun on the lawn and asked the
other to go in to enquire. After half an hour that gentleman came out of the
house and told his friend that all the chharges levelled against the lady
were false and baseless. She was quite gentle and a woman of high character.
Thereupon the first man said, " O.K. Let us move now, but before doing so
you please button up your trousers".
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A man from the Golden island, across the seven seas sent to his
wife a parrot for marriage anniversary. The parrot spoke several
"How was the parrot?" he asked his wife a few months later when
"Delicious" said she."The flesh just fell away".
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"Why are you so downcast GangaRam?"
"Don't you know, my wife died last month?"
"But surely I attended your wife's funeral last year".
"That was of my first wife. This time my second wife expired".
"I didn't know you got married second time. Congratulations!"
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Teacher ( beating up a student)- Son, I'm doing so because I love you.
Student-Would that I was in a position to return your love with love!
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Husband-Honey, I have brought a necklace for your birthday present.
Wife- But dear I wanted a motor car.
Husband-Right, but an imitation motor car is not available anywhere in the
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"A pious man was bitten by a mad dog in a village".
"Yes, it was terrible to watch the dog die slowly in convulsions."
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A lunatic stood near a pool of mud and shouted,"Five...five...five!" A
passerby out of curiosity asked him, " Well, what's the matter?"
"Come near, I'll let you know". As the passerby approached him the mad man
pushed the passerby in the mud by catching him by the waist and shouted
laughing- "Six Six....six"
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On the notice board of a famous medical college in London was written,
"The students will be glad to know that Her Majesty the Queen has
appointed me her personal physician-Principal"
Next day someone inscribed underneath-
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